I'm Not Short I'm Penguin Size Tote Bag — Funny Gift
I'm Not Short I'm Penguin Size Tote Bag — Funny Gift
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For everyone who's been called "fun-sized" one too many times — this tote is your comeback. Featuring a confident little penguin in a blue scarf and the iconic line "I'm not short, I'm penguin size," it's the perfect funny gift for short friends, petite besties, vertically-challenged coworkers, or anyone who owns their height with humor.
Self-deprecating, charming, and instantly relatable — it's the kind of bag that gets stopped on the street for compliments. Whether you're carrying it as the proud short person yourself or gifting it to one, it delivers the joke with style every time you head out the door.
- Comfortable: spacious design with durable 20-inch (50 cm) handles for easy, all-day carrying.
- Durable: reinforced stitching ensures years of faithful service; seamless design keeps belongings secure.
- Functional: 15 x 16 inches (38 x 40.6 cm) — perfect for groceries, errands, work, or weekend trips.
Show the world your love for penguins with this funny short-person tote — a guaranteed laugh and a thoughtful, hilarious gift.
Size Instructions
Size Instructions
All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions:
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Imperial |
Metric |
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Width |
15 in |
38.10 cm |
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Length |
16 in |
40.60 cm |
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Handle Length |
20 in |
50.80 cm |
Every Store Curiosity item is printed to order, so picking the right size matters. We've put together a clear measurement guide for every product, and a few minutes with a tape measure now will save you a lot of regret later.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Want your Store Curiosity gear to last? Treat it right. Machine wash cold — max 30°C (86°F) Bleach — non-chlorine only, as needed Tumble dry — medium heat
Follow these, and your item will last longer (and the planet will thank you, too). Never iron directly over the print — it'll stick to the iron like an insect to a chameleon's tongue.
Shipping
Shipping
All items are printed on demand. Please allow 2–3 business days for production before your order is dispatched. Delivery times are calculated after dispatch and may vary depending on your location:
- US: 2-3 business days for dispatch + up to 8 business days for delivery;
- Canada: 2-3 business days for dispatch + up to 15 business days for delivery;
- International: 2-3 business days for dispatch + up to 30 business days for delivery;
You will see the estimated delivery time at checkout.
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