Opossum Tote Bag – Reckless Endangerment Cute Opossum Lover Gift
Opossum Tote Bag – Reckless Endangerment Cute Opossum Lover Gift
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Meet your new spirit animal: chubby, slightly cross-eyed, tiny teeth on full display, and absolutely no five-year plan. He eats whatever's in the bin, sleeps wherever he lands, and survives on pure feral confidence. Our Opossum "Reckless Endangerment" tote bag is for the chaos-coded, the gloriously unbothered, and anyone whose motto this year is "less productivity, more vibes."
Perfect for goblin-mode enthusiasts, possum lovers, stressed students, and chaos-curious kindred spirits — ideal for grocery runs, weekend errands, and any outing where you fully intend to eat snacks like a raccoon's cousin.
- Comfortable: spacious design with durable 20-inch (50 cm) handles for easy, all-day carrying.
- Durable: reinforced stitching for years of faithful service; seamless design keeps belongings secure.
- Functional: 15 x 16 inches (38 x 40.6 cm) — ideal for snacks, library books, and questionable life choices.
Embrace the feral. Channel the chaos. Carry the possum a funny tote bag for everyone living recklessly and loving every minute of it.
Size Instructions
Size Instructions
All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions:
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Imperial |
Metric |
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Width |
15 in |
38.10 cm |
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Length |
16 in |
40.60 cm |
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Handle Length |
20 in |
50.80 cm |
Every Store Curiosity item is printed to order, so picking the right size matters. We've put together a clear measurement guide for every product, and a few minutes with a tape measure now will save you a lot of regret later.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Want your Store Curiosity gear to last? Treat it right. Machine wash cold — max 30°C (86°F) Bleach — non-chlorine only, as needed Tumble dry — medium heat
Follow these, and your item will last longer (and the planet will thank you, too). Never iron directly over the print — it'll stick to the iron like an insect to a chameleon's tongue.
Shipping
Shipping
All items are printed on demand. Please allow 2–3 business days for production before your order is dispatched. Delivery times are calculated after dispatch and may vary depending on your location:
- US: 2-3 business days for dispatch + up to 8 business days for delivery;
- Canada: 2-3 business days for dispatch + up to 15 business days for delivery;
- International: 2-3 business days for dispatch + up to 30 business days for delivery;
You will see the estimated delivery time at checkout.
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