Opossum Tote Bag – Performs Under Pressure Funny Opossum Fan Gift
Opossum Tote Bag – Performs Under Pressure Funny Opossum Fan Gift
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Some people thrive under pressure. Others thrive adjacent to it — by lying flat, sticking out their tongue, and refusing to participate. Our Opossum "Performs Under Pressure" tote bag celebrates the truest stress-response strategy in the animal kingdom: playing dead and waiting for the storm to pass. With X-marked eyes, paws to the sky, and zero apologies, this little guy is everyone's spirit animal during deadline season.
Perfect for burnt-out professionals, anxious overthinkers, grad students, nurses, teachers, and anyone whose default mode is "horizontal." Carry it to the office, the gym, or the next group project already going sideways.
- Comfortable: spacious design with durable 20-inch (50 cm) handles for easy, all-day carrying.
- Durable: reinforced stitching for years of faithful service; seamless design keeps belongings secure.
- Functional: 15 x 16 inches (38 x 40.6 cm) — ideal for laptops, lunches, and last-minute existential crises.
Wear your coping mechanism with pride, a funny opossum tote for high performers who occasionally need to reset.
Size Instructions
Size Instructions
All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions:
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Imperial |
Metric |
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Width |
15 in |
38.10 cm |
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Length |
16 in |
40.60 cm |
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Handle Length |
20 in |
50.80 cm |
Every Store Curiosity item is printed to order, so picking the right size matters. We've put together a clear measurement guide for every product, and a few minutes with a tape measure now will save you a lot of regret later.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Want your Store Curiosity gear to last? Treat it right. Machine wash cold — max 30°C (86°F) Bleach — non-chlorine only, as needed Tumble dry — medium heat
Follow these, and your item will last longer (and the planet will thank you, too). Never iron directly over the print — it'll stick to the iron like an insect to a chameleon's tongue.
Shipping
Shipping
All items are printed on demand. Please allow 2–3 business days for production before your order is dispatched. Delivery times are calculated after dispatch and may vary depending on your location:
- US: 2-3 business days for dispatch + up to 8 business days for delivery;
- Canada: 2-3 business days for dispatch + up to 15 business days for delivery;
- International: 2-3 business days for dispatch + up to 30 business days for delivery;
You will see the estimated delivery time at checkout.
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