Opossum T-Shirt – Performs Under Pressure, Funny Stress Gift Tee
Opossum T-Shirt – Performs Under Pressure, Funny Stress Gift Tee
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Looking for the perfect funny stress-response t-shirt? This hilarious "Performs Under Pressure" opossum shirt is unique, witty, and comfortable, featuring a possum mid-faint with X-marked eyes, tongue out, and paws to the sky — a clever take on the only stress strategy that's never failed: playing dead until it passes.
Whether you're shopping for burnt-out professionals, anxious overthinkers, grad students, nurses, teachers, or anyone whose personality is 80% deadline and 20% nap, this Performs Under Pressure tee is a guaranteed conversation starter at every office, hospital, and Sunday-night crisis.
- Comfortable: our t-shirts are not only the coolest but are made with magic and very high-quality soft cotton (100% soft cotton — fiber content may vary for different colors).
- Comic: amaze and entertain with this wonderful original colored short-sleeved crewneck t-shirt.
Impress your friends with this unique and funny opossum t-shirt style or surprise any stressed-out person with the perfect gift — ideal for birthdays, coworkers, overthinkers, or anyone who needs to lie flat and reset!
Size Instructions
Size Instructions
All our items run true to size. Check the size chart for more comparisons. If you are in between 2 sizes always go for the bigger one, as all-cotton shirts will shrink slightly from their original size.
A note on sizing & returns
Because every item is printed to order specifically for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges based on incorrect size. Please use the size chart on each product page before ordering and if anything's unclear, contact us before you check out. We're happy to help.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Want your Store Curiosity tee to last? Treat it right.
Machine wash — turn inside out, cold (max 30°C / 86°F) or gentle cycle. Do not dry cleaning, bleach, tumble dryer and never iron directly over the print.
Your shirt will last longer, and penguins, dolphins, and polar bears will thank you too.
Shipping
Shipping
All items are printed on demand. Please allow 2–3 business days for production before your order is dispatched. Delivery times are calculated after dispatch and may vary depending on your location:
- US: 2-3 business days for dispatch + up to 8 business days for delivery;
- Canada: 2-3 business days for dispatch + up to 15 business days for delivery;
- International: 2-3 business days for dispatch + up to 30 business days for delivery;
You will see the estimated delivery time at checkout.
