Funny Penguin Size T-Shirt — I'm Not Short Cute Gift Idea
Funny Penguin Size T-Shirt — I'm Not Short Cute Gift Idea
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Looking for the perfect funny penguin t-shirt? This hilarious "I'm not short, I'm penguin size" shirt is unique, charming, and comfortable — featuring a confident little penguin in a blue scarf delivering the iconic comeback for everyone tired of being called "fun-sized." Whether you're shopping for a petite bestie, a vertically-challenged coworker, a short sibling, or anyone who owns their height with pride and humor, this penguin-size tee delivers the joke every single day.
- Comfortable: Our T-shirts are not only the cutest but are made with magic and very high-quality and soft cotton (100% soft cotton — fiber content may vary for different colors).
- Comic: amaze and entertain with this wonderful original colored short-sleeved crewneck t-shirt.
Impress your friends with this unique and funny penguin t-shirt style or surprise any short king or queen with the perfect gift — ideal for birthdays, petite friends, penguin lovers, short people, or anyone who owns their height with humor!
Size Instructions
Size Instructions
All our items run true to size. Check the size chart for more comparisons. If you are in between 2 sizes always go for the bigger one, as all-cotton shirts will shrink slightly from their original size.
A note on sizing & returns
Because every item is printed to order specifically for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges based on incorrect size. Please use the size chart on each product page before ordering and if anything's unclear, contact us before you check out. We're happy to help.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Want your Store Curiosity tee to last? Treat it right.
Machine wash — turn inside out, cold (max 30°C / 86°F) or gentle cycle. Do not dry cleaning, bleach, tumble dryer and never iron directly over the print.
Your shirt will last longer, and penguins, dolphins, and polar bears will thank you too.
Shipping
Shipping
All items are printed on demand. Please allow 2–3 business days for production before your order is dispatched. Delivery times are calculated after dispatch and may vary depending on your location:
- US: 2-3 business days for dispatch + up to 8 business days for delivery;
- Canada: 2-3 business days for dispatch + up to 15 business days for delivery;
- International: 2-3 business days for dispatch + up to 30 business days for delivery;
You will see the estimated delivery time at checkout.
